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Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!

Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!

Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.Print this Joke
Tags: Santa Girl Friend, Santa Second Marriage, Marriage Jokes

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool".

I have pass.Print this Joke
Tags: April Fool, Santa Jokes

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!Print this Joke
Tags: Blessed With Son, New Born Baby, Santa Banta Jokes

Drop the Baby

Why did you drop the baby?

Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.Print this Joke
Tags: Baby Funny Jokes, Bonny Bouncing Baby, Indian Baby

Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."Print this Joke

Tags: Santa Banta Jokes, Santa Banta And Lion Jokes, Indian Jokes, Indian Santa Banta Jokes

HAVA

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain...Print this Joke
Tags: Windy Sms Jokes, Hindi Wind Related Sms Jokes For Teens

GREAT

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Hindi Sms Jokes Free Sms Of Jokes In Hindi