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Thursday, 29 August 2013

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Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!

Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!

Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [Print this Joke]
Tags: Santa Girl Friend, Santa Second Marriage, Marriage Jokes

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool".

I have pass. [Print this Joke]
Tags: April Fool, Santa Jokes

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [Print this Joke]
Tags: Blessed With Son, New Born Baby, Santa Banta Jokes

Drop the Baby

Why did you drop the baby?

Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [Print this Joke]
Tags: Baby Funny Jokes, Bonny Bouncing Baby, Indian Baby

Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [Print this Joke]
Tags: Santa Banta Jokes, Santa Banta And Lion Jokes, Indian Jokes, Indian Santa Banta Jokes

HAVA

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain... [Print this Joke]
Tags: Windy Sms Jokes, Hindi Wind Related Sms Jokes For Teens

GREAT

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [Print this Joke]
Tags: Hindi Sms, Sms Jokes, Funny Sms In Hindi

MANDIR

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon... [Print this Joke]
Tags: Mandir Related Sms Jokes, Come To Mandir, Hindi Mandir Sms Jokes For Teens

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [Print this Joke]
Tags: Hutch Related Sms Jokes, Funny Sms Jokes, Hutch Dealer Jokes, Network Follows

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents. [Print this Joke]

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