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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Santa Banta Sms Jokes Biography

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Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
Paappu: Life imprisonment!
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Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan

RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?

Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They r Above eight.

Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only six Children..!!

Jeo Santa Jeo

Saanta Caar ki Batteri change karwaane gaya.

Mechanic: Saahab, "Exide" ki Daaal dUn?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daaal de warna phir Problem ho gi.

Santa was getting bite off by mosquitoes the whole nit,

He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaaato saaalon, sub maro ge!”

Chain SMS by Santa:

Is message ko itna forward karo ke meri girl friend tak pohach jaaye

"Prito tu ne sim change kar kay accha nahi kiya."

Santa kay lips jale huye thay,

Banta: Kese jale

Santa: Wife ko railway astation drop krne gaya tha.

Baanta: To?

Santa: Khushi kay maare.

Train kay engine ko choom liya :*

Banta: Yaaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, wese hua kiya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi maathe mein.

Banta: Allah ka shukar ker kay Aaankh bach gayi.

Santa court main judge say:

Aaaj tak meri itni insult nahi hoi,

meri nai padson nay mujhe nahaate huye dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kiya chaahte ho?

Santa: Badla.